We are all just creatures.

May 17

nissanissas:

when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity

(Source: belinsky, via padeledicki)

Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.

A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What are your three favorite blogs?

zaatanna:

i always accidentally type tumblr as rumblr like that sounds like tumblr for wrestlers

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May 16

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

(via eggweek)

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May 15

dragonsandjackolanterns:

first kisses ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ

french kisses (＝⌒▽⌒＝)

short kisses (✿◠‿◠)

long kisses （＠＾▽＾＠）ノ

sleepy kisses (◡‿◡✿)

platonic kisses (︶ω︶)

romantic kisses (“⌒∇⌒”)

passionate kisses (´ω｀★)

goodbye kisses (●´‿｀●)

kisses (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫･*:.｡. .｡.:*･

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ipoog:

giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer

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