March 2010
Something in the way she moves, Attracts me like...
random. OMEGLE.
You: hi
Stranger: There's only us
Stranger: There's only this
Stranger: Forget regret, or life is yours to miss
You:
February 2010
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in...”
– Joseph Conrad (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.
Bruce: Hello. My name is Bruce.
Anchor, Chum: Hello, Bruce.
Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
[Anchor and Chum applaud]
Chum: You're an inspiration to us all!
Anchor: Amen!
Listen
http://www.wildammo.com/2009/08/09/what-stormtroope... →
RECAP OF MY LIFE.
I’M NOT SURE WHY I’M DOING THIS… BUT I WANNA COLLECT AT LEAST ONE MEMORY FROM EACH YEAR I’VE LIVED… SO FAR… THAT I CAN REMEMBER.
THREE: I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER CHANGING MY NAME TO JASMINE. AND THEN GETTING MAD AT MY FRIEND, WHO’S REAL NAME WAS JASMINE, FOR HAVING THE SAME NAME AS ME.
FOUR: I HAD THIS AWESOME POCAHONTAS PARTY.
FIVE: LINDSAY WAS BORN.
SIX:...
“IF YOU CAN FIX IT, WHY ARE YOU STRESSING YOURSELF?
AND IF YOU CAN’T FIX...”
– DADDY <3
“Boy, oh, boy I’m feeling high
It just happens to me at night
Are you...”
– UFFIE.
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“Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate”
YES, I DID JUST POST JUSTIN BEIBER ON MY TUMBLR.
LESLIE A. HERNANDEZ (LESLIEISTHEBOMB) on Twitter →
SHUTTER ISLAND EQUALS INTENSE. LOL. AWW MAN… THE HUNGER IS TAKING OVER…
:O IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION
THAT I USE THIS FACE A LOT
:O
WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WHATEVER IT IS, I’M PROBABLY NOT TOTALLY SHOCKED… I JUST REALLY LIKE THIS FACE. IT’S SO CUTE & FUNNY. IT MAKES ME SMILE NO MATTER WHAT.
JUST THOUGHT I WOULD CLARIFY THAT.
“Call me irresponsible
Call me unreliable
Throw in undependable, too
Do my...”
– FRANK SINATRA
“I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.”
– Marilyn Monroe - Memorable Quotes and quotations from
ERROR 404
UGH, MY INTERNET KEEPS GIVING ME ERROR MESSAGES AND I’M BASICALLY SICK OF IT. HAHAHA.
LESLIE A. HERNANDEZ (LESLIEISTHEBOMB) on Twitter →
ugh. LOVE IS IN THE AIR. I INVESTED IN A GOOD GAS MASK. YOU SHOULD TOO.
GOOD WEEKEND. NOT GONNA LIE.
Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.
Q:If a tree falls in a forest but no one i… A:HAHAHAHAHAHAHWHO EVER THIS IS YOU JUST M… http://formspring.me/LESLIEISTHEBOMB/q/177405053
START SPREADING THE NEWS, I’M LEAVING TODAY. I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT. NEW YORK, NEW YORK.
“Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so...”
1 tag
formspring.me
If a tree falls in a forest but no one is around to hear it, how many bunny rabbits get crushed?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHO EVER THIS IS YOU JUST MADE MY DAY & I WANT TO HANGOUT WITH YOU EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE <3
LESLIE, YOU ARE SO COOL. BUT I HAVE A QUESTION…
Word Island - MetroGames →
NEW FAVORITE! <3
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The River Merchant's Wife by Li Po
While my hair was still cut straight across my forehead
I played about the front gate, pulling flowers.
You came by on bamboo stilts, playing horse,
You walked about my seat, playing with blue plums.
And we went on living in the village of Chokan:
Two small people, without dislike or suspicion.
At fourteen I married My Lord you.
I never laughed, being bashful.
Lowering my head, I looked at...
“To live in this world
you must be able
to do three things:
to love what is...”
– Mary Oliver (from In Blackwater Woods) (via quote-book)
I AM TOTALLY ADDICTED... & THATS OKAY WITH ME :]
MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today
“Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken....”
– Bride Wars (2009) - Memorable quotes
“I AM CLEARLY THE DRIVER. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE INTELL. YOU HAVE NOT DONE...”
– VINCE, EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today →
